dear cold,
please go away. i don’t like how you impede on my schedule and make me take lots of medicine in order to function. ingesting soft gels, spraying anefrin nasal spray up my nose, spraying oral anesthetic down my throat is not okay. phlegm, you’re a piece of poo too. i feel all germy and gross…. not to mention, i have deadlines to meet.
i will blame mcdonalds for messing up my health. NO MORE NUGGETS :(
j
